IF I LOSE ALL MY DELICIOUS SMUTTY FICS ABOUT ONE MR. MALFOY SCREWING A MR. POTTER INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, I WILL KILL SOMETHING.
IF I LOSE ANY LIGHT YAGAMI/L ACTION, I WILL SMASH SOMEONE’S BRAIN IN LIKE HULK WOULD WERE SOMEONE TO GIVE HIM ANYMORE PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS AND THEN REALIZE HIS LAST PAIR OF SHORTS HAS RIPPED AND HE HAS NO MONEY TO GET MORE MOTHERFUCKING SHORTS.
This has been some rage.
/post.
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
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I think that after the recent incident in Florida, it is safe to say that the Zombie Apocalypse is near.
emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West.
I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.
I would like this.
I NEED IT
This is perfect.
yes please
guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny
oh my fucking god
So basically Apples to Apples?
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
this makes me ridiculously happy.
:3
DAY IS MADE
Suddenly joyous.
Those faces. How can you not?
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